RIDICULOUS?
Today in Brussels President Bush said...
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. Having said that, all options are on the table."
Hmmmm. Am I missing something? Cause it sounds like Bush is saying that he refuses to remove ridiculous options from the table. O.K. That being the case, I'd like to submit some other ridiculous options that the administration might not have thought of yet...
(1) Trojan Horse.
(2) Recruit Frisbee-golf pros to throw Frisbee shaped bomb.
(3) Fund light-saber research.
(4) Train grizzly bears to maul people with beards.
(5) Top-less front-line.
(6) New uniform for troops, based on Shredder from T.M.N.Ts.
(7) Killer Chimps.
In our current situation there are no easy answers. But hopefully these ridiculous ideas, combined with those of others, will help to fill the metaphorical table with options. Please, do your part. Add any and all ridiculous ideas in the comments section of this post. Think outside the box, folks.
By Robert - 2/23/2005
4 Comments:
I think we should invest in marijuana bombs, which will make our enemies to stoned to fight.
1. Release all U.S. prisoners into Iran... 1.2 million Americans are in State and Federal Prison. It would save us a lot of money and make for interesting television.
2. Collective Soul on all radio stations in Iran... they make me want to kill myself.
3. Darrel Hornahan - redneck American spy whose use of southern culture, like James Bond's English refinement, helps him complete his mission.
4. Corn Syrup in all foods to induce diabetes like it has in the states.
5. up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start - it worked in Contra
1. Let the UN handle it.
2. Let Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and Ms. Albright deal with it. Look how well it turned out in North Korea.
3. Airdrop a bunch of feminists into Iran and let them see what oppression is really like. Bonus: Less of them here.
4. Rock, paper, scissors tournament. Best of 3, of course.
5. If they really want to blow up something, we can let them bomb the Baldwin compound in Beverly Hills. Everyone can agree on this.
Kyle- good call on "Contra"
Jordan
Kyle, Contra Code: Genius.
Jordan, Your sarcasm is well played and always welcome...you should think about submitting a post for Red Thursday. I'd be interested to see what you have to say. Respectable conservatives are so hard to find these days.
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